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Ozwald Sniffer Beagle's 9-5

I had the enjoyment of working at home today due to crippling blizzard conditions of Boulder Spring Storm '09- Bigger, Bolder, Wetter. So, I was quite excited to spend the day with Ozwald Sniffer Beagle and be witness to all the excitement in the daily life of a 9 year-old beagle. Like most dog-owners I consider, on a daily-basis, installing a doggy-cam to monitor the mischievous activities of my pooch. For a year I've labored under the notion that Ozwald roams the house, sniffing trashcans, taking naps at various locations, gazing out the window wondering when Gentleman Husband and I will come home.


Now I wonder no more. This is how my d, o, double g hangs all day:

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Turns out A Day in the Life of Ozi could also be called, A Day in the Life of a 65 year-old man in Assisted Living.

Walk.
Drink water, sniff food bowl, take food option into consideration. 
Same breakfast as yesterday. Yes! My favorite.
Long morning nap.
Late morning breakfast.
Late morning nap.
Early afternoon nap 
Long Afternoon nap.
Late afternoon nap.
Walk.
Drink water, sniff food bowl, take food option into consideration. 
Same dinner as yesterday. Yes! God, I love these people.
Early evening nap.
Late dinner.
Full-night sleep.

IF you're keeping track, you should have around 12 hours of daytime sleep my dog is getting every day.
Nappin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin'.
That's a sweet gig.

March 26, 2009 in Ozi Sniffer Beagle | Permalink | Comments (2)

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