I have had a lot of girl crushes. Tori Amos from about age 16 to 20. She inspired a 10 year run of red hair. Gwyneth Paltrow in "Sliding Doors" was exactly what I wanted my life to be life - sans the tragic ending of course (This crush continues even still). Amelie, aka Audrey Tatou, is possibly the most adorable French woman ever. How could one not crush her? Madonna is obviously the most sensuous woman in the world.I lust her. Elaine Bennes is the funniest character television has ever created. With a life full of witty men friends, she couldn't be bothered to have to many women friends that weren't at her level of wit and sarcasm. Probably like all 20-something ladies I tried smoking a cigar when I saw Elaine do it at Peterman's desk. Rachel Maddow appeared on "Countdown with Keith Olberman" as the most attractive, intelligent, funny power lesbian I'd seen in a while and I kind-of wanted to be her for a minute. Tina Fey - sigh. I want to go into her head, suck up all of her intelligence and humor and comedic timing, and then have cocktails with her. I love her.