God I hate jeans with stuff sewn into the ass pockets

On the list of things i hate, and it's a really short list because I believe life is too short to hate, are designer jeans with their label embroidered all over the back pockets. I expect this from women, I guess. But what gets me even more than a woman with her back pockets full of someone's brand, over-designed, is when a man does it.
Observe:

What the hell is going on with our asses? They've become walking billboards. Remember when the only thing going on back there was a triangle, maybe a wavy line denoting Lee jeans? Now, I can't pretend I don't own a pair of Seven Jeans (ok, two). Because I do. I bought them in 2001 when no one knew about them. Yes, I'm that girl that bought them WHEN. And, I'll admit it. They make your ass look great, no matter how flat and square it is, which happens to be my problem. BUT, I demoted them to the bottom of my closet denim pile when the price equaled the same as a barrel of oil and the ass pocket design became entirely too flagrant.
I'm sticking with Levi's and continuing snarls at those that are silently screaming "Look how pretty my ass pockets are! LOOK. AT. THEM. In case you didn't notice my ass, I had it designed special for you."