Oh No She Di'int

As my friend and I were frantically hussling our way on foot to the gym last night to catch our favorite torturous, yet satisfying, spinning class, we witnessed a horror that I shall remind the culprit of for a long, LONG time.
As we were crossing the street to the gym, I mentioned that with only 15 minutes until class started there probably weren't any class passes left (this is one high demand, get ya ass in shape, kinda class). Well, seems the 4-foot bitchcraft behind us heard that, kicked it in gear and motored her way ahead of us and into the gym just as fast as her little stubs could carry her and–you guessed it-snagged the second to last pass to spin class leaving my friend and I in a moral dilemma. We stared in horror.
BEEEEEOTCH. Oh no she di'int. BUT, being the great people that my friend and I are, and being that it's the holiday season, we decided not to fight over the last pass and give it to another poor, unassuming victim that came in the gym one minute behind us. We will have lovely Karma. The 4-foot bitchcraft, however, will not, and will feel my wrath and icy stare every time I see her in the locker room. In fact, my friend and I started immediately.
We felt it necessary to make loud comments in the lockerroom so that she would know how RUDE and UNLADYLIKE and very SNEAKY and UNDERHANDED her actions were and how WE KNEW what her motive was, she could RUN but she COULD NOT HIDE. She will REAP her punishments in due time. Believe me, if she knows what's good for her, she won't do it again.

Comments

[Tweets]

Your karma is already kicking ass. You found me, grasshopper.

[ballin' on a budget]

Exactly why I don't even attempt to hit the gym after work. Those damn 9 to 5'ers leave us with nothing but sweated-on fitballs and the squeaky treadmill.

[DP]

Who the HELL do these little midgets think they are? Excuse me, yes I know you're tiny and cute in your 4-foot frame. But what makes you think that the world owes you a pass to spinning class?

Damn microscopic turds.

[RBrown]

Come on, you KNOW how to get that fugly whore to never come back to your gym. YOU KNOW THIS!! You must go to the well of tricks, Virgo. Shirtcock. Or, dare i say it? insert tampon in public. (no, new readers, Virgo did not do this...just wanted to clarify)Guaranteed to send her RUNNING in the opposite direction of the class pass.

Greedy whore.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

[Ridge]

when i got worked up about rage gym memebers my trainer; who looks like the dude from spin doctors, if anyone can conjure that image, told me yesterday to be patient. He said gym enrollment spikes around this time of year and people get aggressive because they feel bad for being hogs all year but he assures me that by febuary NO ONE will be in the gym anymore.
we just need to be patient.
some little piggys NEED to get to a spin class right now.
i think it was a christmas miracle that you let that pass go. you should write your whole gym membership off for the month as a charitable donation.
you have always had a heart of gold.

[Jaime Schwarz]

In remembering your little dream sequence about a special present in front of your parents I found a commercial that I think might have stolen your dream :) Sorry, don't have any gym stories cause, well, I don't go as you all have guessed.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1078&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2897&DISPLAYORDER=20051205113221&CAT=movies&NSFW=3&page=1&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw

[Karla]

Spin class? Look, you can have my place in spin class forever. I can make a total ass of myself in step class, lift til my muscles mutiny on me in strength training class, and punch left while everyone else is punching right in turbo kickboxing class, but I cannot, will not go to a spin class. I'm pretty sure if I did, they'd find me dead in a sweaty heap, impaled on one of the pedals of my own bike. That shit looks HARD.

[bitemycookie]

musta been the shirtcocker. bitch.