Apparently shirt cocking is what I was doing when I so offended the woman in the locker room at my gym. She was just lucky I didn't adhere to the Burning Man sense of the word and strap one on. Apparently shirtcocking is an event, a verb, an action. It's also known as "porky pigging". I'll use it in a sentence:
Remember that time we got so stoned and went shirt cocking? or if someone is having a bad day, cheer them up You wanna laugh? I'm gonna shirt cock you!! or even derogatory That girl is such a shirt cocker.
Feel free to go shirt cocking this evening, if you feel so inclined. I love learning new words.
Addendum - I must give props where props are due, my friend, and great copywriter as well, BERGEY, did some research and found the grammatical uses for shirt cocking and also clued me into the word in the first place. In my oscar speech I will most certainley thank her for extending my vocab even further. Cheers Berg.

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Posted by: bitemycookie | September 23, 2005 at 10:09 AM
hahahahahhahahhahahahha I love words!
Posted by: heidi | October 12, 2005 at 09:54 AM